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MY FIRST MILLION

I built a $2,000,000,000 business on vibes

DATE August 24, 2026SOURCE MY FIRST MILLIONPARTICIPANTS ALLISON ELLSWORTH, SAM PARR, SHAAN PURI
// KEY TAKEAWAYS6 ITEMS
  1. 01Founder-Led TikTok Before It Was Cool
  2. 02Brand as the #1 KPI
  3. 03The "10 to 15% Better" Framework for CPG
  4. 04The Nine-Month Pause That Built Everything
  5. 05Amazon as a Marketing Channel, Not a Revenue Channel
  6. 06The Beverage M&A Trap: Getting Too Big to Be Bought
In this episode

1. Key Themes

Founder-Led TikTok Before It Was Cool

Poppy's early and aggressive bet on TikTok as a distribution channel for brand awareness was a primary driver of the company's unusual geographic growth pattern — breaking into middle-America markets before the coasts, the inverse of the typical CPG playbook.

"We were one of the first founder led brands to really lean into TikTok. And back then it was the wild, wild west... I was like, okay, I'll spend my nights and weekends. And I'll play around on it until we finally went viral... when you're a true digital first brand, you can really break through and go to more places quicker. It's like a modern field day marketing type tactic, right? Do you want to stand in a Whole Foods and give away 30 samples? Or do you want to do something and educate and put paid behind it and push your ads out organically to the FYP page and get 300,000 people to see it?" — Allison Ellsworth 00:04:27

Brand as the #1 KPI — Not Revenue, Not CAC

At a time when DTC brands were laser-focused on customer acquisition cost metrics, Poppy made brand awareness its primary KPI. This counterintuitive choice — including making Costco variety pack decisions based on color aesthetics rather than sales data — built durable brand equity that justified a $1.95B acquisition.

"Our number one KPI was brand awareness. How do we truly build a long lasting generational brand with every ounce of every decision that we did? Down to if we were like, what should be our variety pack at Costco? And the data was saying, you know, it should be root beer, this cream, soda, and cola. And I'd be like, well, those colors don't look good together." — Allison Ellsworth 00:05:44

The "10 to 15% Better" Framework for CPG

Allison directly refutes the Silicon Valley "10x better" gospel for CPG categories, arguing that tapping into nostalgia and emotion while improving an existing product by a modest margin is far more powerful than radical innovation or niche ingredient stacking.

"I think it's true for in that space and the way of you take soda, for example, everyone grew up on soda... So you tap into emotion and you make something that they grew up with just a little bit better, right? That's what we did at Poppy... instead of being like, hey, we're Poppy. We also have ashwagandha and lion's mane and we have 38 other ingredients that nobody actually cares about versus, hey, we're going to make this 89% less sugar. You're going to get all the same flavors you grew up with and we're really good." — Allison Ellsworth 00:36:39

The Nine-Month Pause That Built Everything

After the Shark Tank deal, Allison and Steven deliberately stopped selling for nine months to do positioning and rebrand work — asking who the consumer was, what occasion the product served, and why the brand existed. Most founders never stop to do this work.

"When we got a deal on Shark Tank, we took nine months off. We went through, we did a rebrand. And we asked ourselves, who is this product for? Who is our consumer? We stepped back, what are we doing here? Then we went out and started selling. So then when we were selling, we knew who we were. A lot of brands don't do that work. They're just constantly concerned with, how do I get the next sale? How do I get the next account? Not, why am I here?" — Allison Ellsworth 00:13:25

Amazon as a Marketing Channel, Not a Revenue Channel

Most CPG brands view Amazon as a revenue source. Poppy used it purely as a mass awareness vehicle, accepting low margins in exchange for household penetration across America.

"We were 100% on Amazon from day one, which was a decision we made as a board to do that. And it was such a good decision. But you don't make a lot of money on Amazon as a beverage. And so we saw it as a great marketing tactic for awareness because it's in so many households across America." — Allison Ellsworth 00:11:24

The Beverage M&A Trap: Getting Too Big to Be Bought

In beverage, there is a specific size ceiling beyond which you become un-buyable and are forced to IPO — which is structurally bad without a distribution partner. Understanding this ceiling and timing the sale below it was a deliberate strategic choice.

"There's that fine line within, especially beverage, because once you get too big to be bought. And then you're forced to go IPO. And within a beverage, that's not great because then you don't have a distribution partner. And so you're looking at who can be a great distribution partner. There's only three people that can buy you, which is Keurig, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, and Coke." — Allison Ellsworth 00:51:09

Distribution Is the Real Moat — Not Just the Product

Pepsi's acquisition unlocked venues and contracts that were structurally inaccessible to an independent brand. The distribution network is the final ceiling on growth, and understanding this early shapes exit strategy.

"We were the official soda of the Lakers and could not be sold in the stadium because it was a Coke contract. We can't be at Madison Square Garden. We can't be at Taco Bell, Subway. You can't be at any of these places. So if you really want to grow, you have to have that distribution arm because of all of those contracts." — Allison Ellsworth 00:52:32

Listening to Culture Beats Reading Books for Brand Building

Allison attributes her brand instincts not to frameworks or self-help literature but to an obsessive real-time tracking of cultural moments, meme cycles, and tentpole events — and to hiring young Gen Z employees and trusting them.

"I listen to culture. And we moved at the speed of culture. What is culturally relevant in society from social speak to what are people talking about? Meme culture to tentpoles within society that are culture relevant. So you look at the calendar, Coachella's a tentpole, Grammys... And in my team's obsession, we hire people really young. We love to hire Gen Z smart people that are living the moment within culture. And we trust them." — Allison Ellsworth 00:26:48

Early Financial Planning and Taking Chips Off the Table

Allison advocates strongly for founders to begin estate planning and secondary liquidity as early as $5–20M in revenue, and credits partial share sales before the exit with enabling bigger swings and a better personal life.

"If you're anywhere between the 5 to 20 million range of revenue for your company, you should be having these conversations... we also halfway took some chips off the table where we sold some of our shares so that we could upgrade our lifestyle a little bit before and also have a nest egg just in case we don't sell. And I know a lot of founders that haven't done that. And I implore them to do it because I've also heard of people going out of business and they're left with nothing." — Allison Ellsworth 00:44:52


2. Contrarian Perspectives

Being Brand-First and Vibes-Driven Beats Being Data-Driven

Most sophisticated operators today are CAC-obsessed and metrics-driven. Allison ran a company to a $1.95B exit without even knowing the all-in cost of her Super Bowl campaigns.

"I honestly don't even know the full number. I'm sure if I asked our CMO, he would." — Allison Ellsworth 00:17:56

Sam Parr identified the tension directly:

"A bunch of our friends who are in e-commerce and probably many of the ones that are like significantly less successful than the greats are so like CAC driven and so metrics driven. And she's sort of saying the exact opposite." — Sam Parr 00:18:01

Being Late to a Category Is Almost Always a Losing Strategy

While it is fashionable to say execution beats timing, Allison's view is blunter: winners are first or second, and third-to-market is nearly impossible unless you do it categorically differently.

"Usually winners are the first to second to market. It's really hard for like even a third to market to be successful unless you do it different... I think protein's hot. Good luck breaking through the market. It's very crowded right now." — Allison Ellsworth 00:28:16

She backs this with a specific example: AG1 is still not exited while Grüns, which came later but innovated on format (gummies), already exited.

Not Knowing What You're Getting Into Is an Advantage, Not a Liability

Allison explicitly says that if she had known how hard beverage was, she would never have started. Ignorance was a feature, not a bug.

"Little did I know how intense beverage is. Looking back, I don't think if I knew what I knew now, I would have done it. And it's not knowing is just such a beautiful thing." — Allison Ellsworth 00:00:49

Self-Help Culture Is Largely Irrelevant to Entrepreneurial Success

Allison rejects the meditation-books-morning-routine framework entirely, calling it out while describing her own chaotic morning with kids.

"I think it's so funny. I think there's this like theory that you have to like read all these like self-health books and you have to like be on this train of like meditation. All these things like I think all that is bullshit. Like that's not how I live my life." — Allison Ellsworth 00:25:49

Fun Is Fuel, Not a Distraction From Success

Conventional wisdom says seriousness is the prerequisite for success. Allison argues the opposite — that fun is the mechanism that prevents burnout and drives better culture and outcomes.

"Somewhere along the way, we were taught that being serious equals being successful... I'm so here to like throw that theory out the window. I think it isn't a distraction. I think it's fuel... You should be having fun at work, should be having fun in your life. And it actually fuels that success." — Allison Ellsworth 00:12:28


3. Companies Identified

Poppy

A better-for-you soda brand featuring prebiotics, 89% less sugar, and full soda flavors. Founded by Allison and Steven Ellsworth, started at a farmer's market, rebranded from Mother Beverage after a Shark Tank deal, and sold to PepsiCo for $1.95 billion after reaching $500M+ in annual revenue in under five years.

"Four and a half years to almost 550 million dollars, which is crazy growth." — Allison Ellsworth 00:02:09

PepsiCo

Global beverage giant and Poppy's acquirer. Mentioned for their strategic prioritization of better-for-you brands, their willingness to offer a 100% buyout with employee job guarantees, and their broader reformulation efforts across their portfolio.

"With Pepsi, they're really prioritizing better for you. They're taking their dyes out of like a lot of their chips... they saw the vision. They saw the data. And they saw a great story and a great team and a great brand." — Allison Ellsworth 00:53:01

Celsius

Publicly traded energy drink brand. Mentioned as a model for a beverage company that went public rather than being acquired, with Pepsi as a distribution partner and minority shareholder — an alternative path discussed in the context of Poppy's exit strategy.

"Sure you could do what Celsius did. And they were able to go public, but Pepsi distributes them and has a small stake in the company." — Allison Ellsworth 00:51:52

AG1 (Athletic Greens)

Health supplement brand. Mentioned as an example of a category pioneer that failed to innovate and has still not exited, used to illustrate the risk of being first but failing to evolve.

"I actually feel like they failed to like innovate. They, you know, then Grüns comes along and does it in gummies and they exit. AG is still not exited." — Allison Ellsworth 00:28:46

Grüns

Better-for-you greens supplement in gummy form. Mentioned as an example of a late entrant that succeeded by doing the format differently and achieved an exit despite AG1 being dominant.

"Then Grüns comes along and does it in gummies and they exit." — Allison Ellsworth 00:28:46

David (Protein Bar)

Protein bar brand. Mentioned as a current leader in the hot protein category, used as an example of why jumping into a crowded trending category is difficult.

"You see what David is doing with the protein bar and all of this. And it is really hot." — Allison Ellsworth 00:28:16

Nello

A calming magnesium powder brand. Mentioned by Allison as a product she personally uses for sleep health, described as "blowing up" and "killing it."

"Nello is a powder within the calming space. So it's magnesium... they're blowing up. They're everywhere. They're killing it." — Allison Ellsworth 00:38:44

Preston Lane

A clean household cleaning products brand. Mentioned as an example of a new brand doing the "10 to 15% better" formula — clean ingredients, great aesthetics, pleasant scent, at an affordable price point.

"I purchased for my household is called Preston Lane cleaning products... not only does it smell amazing, the ingredients are safe, but they also make like candles and they make dish soaps. And so it all also looks really aesthetically pleasing in your house and it matches." — Allison Ellsworth 00:40:00

Blue Land

A sustainable cleaning brand. Mentioned as an established player in the clean cleaning category focused on plastic reduction via dissolvable tablets, differentiated from Preston Lane by occasion and mission.

"Blue Land is an incredible brand. And it's more around like how do they reduce plastic and their receivable tablets putting in. So they're like taking on the oceans and they're killing it." — Allison Ellsworth 00:41:22

Method

Mentioned as an existing design-forward cleaning brand that is now 20 years old and no longer feels premium or fresh, creating white space for entrants like Preston Lane.

"I still don't think they're that cute. They look — they're not like high end Florence Tom Ford type look, whereas I think Preston Lane is." — Allison Ellsworth 00:41:52

Vital Proteins

Collagen and protein supplement brand. Mentioned as a benchmark exit in the CPG health space that helped Allison and Steven calibrate their own valuation ambitions early on.

"I remember when we first started, we were like, if we could just sell for $500 million, like wow. And I think Vital Proteins had just sold." — Allison Ellsworth 00:57:45

Oura (Orion Sleep System)

Allison refers to what appears to be an Eight Sleep or similar temperature-regulating sleep system (she calls it "Orion") that adjusts mattress temperature throughout the night. Mentioned as a personal wellness tool she is passionate about.

"I'm obsessed with like my Orion sleep system... my side of the bed is different than Steven's side of the bed and you can sleep. And then it auto changes throughout the night and tracks your temperature." — Allison Ellsworth 00:39:02

Shark Tank

Mentioned as the pivotal catalyst for Poppy's transformation — not just for the investment, but for the forcing function of the rebrand and the connection to Rohan Oza.

"We stood in line, poured our hearts out, and, you know, the producers fell in love with us... we were so blessed to have gotten a deal with someone that's so good in beverage." — Allison Ellsworth 00:09:56

Mercury

Business and personal banking product. Mentioned by Shaan as his banking platform across all seven-plus of his businesses and personal accounts.

"I use Mercury for all my businesses. I think I have like maybe seven or eight businesses. We use Mercury as our business banking across all of them." — Shaan Puri 00:50:08

HubSpot

Marketing and CRM platform. Mentioned as a podcast sponsor and as the company that resurfaced and improved Sam Parr's personal success-tracking database.

Oli (Olly) Gummies / Welly Band-Aids / Method

Eric Ryan's brand portfolio mentioned in context of his "sea of sameness" heuristic — looking for sleepy categories and disrupting with design.


4. People Identified

Rohan Oza

Celebrity branding investor, known for Vitamin Water and Smartwater. Poppy's key early investor via Shark Tank. Credited with providing meaningful network access (first five hires), brand strategy support through his advisor Stevie, and investment in the rebrand from Mother Beverage to Poppy. Known for aggressive negotiating tactics.

"At one point there was a company trying to buy us and Rohan, like they offered us 1.6, he wanted two and he would like threaten to get up in the room and it like blew up the whole thing." — Allison Ellsworth 00:56:20

Stevie (Rohan Oza's brand strategist)

15-year collaborator with Rohan Oza, described as "brilliant in brand positioning and messaging." She led the entire Mother Beverage to Poppy rebrand and is credited as a core reason the brand identity was so strong from launch.

"He has this woman, Stevie, he's worked with for 15 years... she is just brilliant in brand positioning and messaging. And she's the one that did all the rebrand with us from Mother to Poppy." — Allison Ellsworth 00:13:02

Andy Judd

Poppy's CMO. Named as the executive who negotiated and executed the last-minute Super Bowl ad buy five days before the game, and who managed the activation strategy around it.

"Our CMO at the time, Andy Judd, went back with them back and forth and we bought it and we're like, OK, now how do we activate?" — Allison Ellsworth 00:17:02

Steven Ellsworth

Co-founder and husband of Allison. Ran Poppy's innovation, supply chain, and operations — the "hardcore business side" to Allison's brand and creative leadership. Allison credits the complementary partnership as foundational to the company's success. Now building a social media presence.

"He ran our entire innovation team and supply chain and all of this stuff. And like the hardcore business side is why we make so many, such a good partnership." — Allison Ellsworth 00:14:35

Eric Ryan

Serial CPG founder (Method, Olly Gummies, Welly). Mentioned for his "sea of sameness" framework — scanning retail aisles for categories where all products look identical and disrupting with design differentiation.

"He goes, I walk through the aisles and I look for a sea of sameness. So basically I'm looking for these sleepy categories where everything looks the same in the aisle and I want to come and be different." — Shaan Puri 00:35:22

Michael Seibel

President of Y Combinator. Mentioned by Shaan in the context of asking for advice correctly — Seibel's "what's the question?" response became a lesson in how not to approach mentors.

"He just replied like five seconds later. He goes, what's the question?... And I realized in that moment, hey, I didn't actually have a crisp question." — Shaan Puri 00:08:53

Josie (Austin-based lymphatic massage therapist)

Described as one of the best practitioners in Brazilian lymphatic massage, based in Austin, Texas, with a celebrity client list including Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry. Mentioned as a genuine personal recommendation.

"One of the best people in the space, it's really comes from Brazilian lymphatic massage... Her name is Josie and she lives here in Austin and she's like, does all the stars from Miley Cyrus to Katy Perry to all these people." — Allison Ellsworth 00:34:09

Charlie XCX (Charli XCX)

Pop artist. Featured in Poppy's second Super Bowl ad, chosen for cultural alignment with the brand's "vibes" positioning.

"The second time around, we did it with Charlie XCX. And it was one of these moments where we wanted to just have like a fun time with it." — Allison Ellsworth 00:17:29

50 Cent

Rapper and entrepreneur. Mentioned as a pop-up collaborator for Poppy, illustrating the brand's investment in culturally relevant experiential activations.

"We are doing pop-ups with 50 Cent, right? Like, all of these big brain building activities." — Allison Ellsworth 00:11:24


5. Operating Insights

Make Embarrassment a Tool, Not a Deterrent

Allison identifies embarrassment as the single most underscored emotion in entrepreneurship — the willingness to look foolish in front of customers, online, and in public is what generates the real-world feedback needed to improve.

"I think embarrassment is the most underscored emotion when it comes to being successful in life... I want to make a TikTok, but maybe I'll look ridiculous... But I think with it to your point of like all of these little moments, I hear like, what if I am successful? What if I am viral? What can I learn about my product?" — Allison Ellsworth 00:24:10

Practically: Poppy publicly posted bad customer comments about their root beer flavor and then announced they'd changed it because of that feedback — turning a product failure into a brand moment.

"We put out online all the bad comments and like confronted it. And we're like, hey, you guys made us do this because we listened." — Allison Ellsworth 00:25:06

When Asking for Advice, Lead With the Question — Not the Relationship

The most actionable networking tactic in the episode: don't pitch yourself or your company to potential mentors. Open with a specific, crisp question. Shaan's Michael Seibel story is the case study.

"He just replied like five seconds later. He goes, what's the question? Like, you know, OK, just ask your question right here... And I realized in that moment, hey, I didn't actually have a crisp question." — Shaan Puri 00:08:53

Allison confirms this from the advisor's side:

"The amount of times I've responded back and like, OK, what's the question? And then they never — nothing." — Allison Ellsworth 00:09:46

Hire the Smartest Early Team From Your Investor's Network — That's What Smart Money Is For

Network access — not just capital — is the primary value of taking on investment in the early stage. If your investor can't deliver meaningful hires, the money alone is insufficient.

"I think that if you are taking on capital or any kind of investment and you can't get that network, that's actually meaningful network. It's pointless... He helped us get our first like five hires within his network that were incredible and with us to help the exit, right? That was a huge impact on the business." — Allison Ellsworth 00:12:32

Start Your Financial and Legal Planning Far Earlier Than You Think

Estate planning, gifting exemptions, share transfers into trusts, and secondary liquidity decisions compound in your favor the earlier you start — most founders wait until they're too late.

"If you're anywhere between the 5 to 20 million range of revenue for your company, you should be having these conversations... you move your shares into trusts and all this, it's just better in the long run for you." — Allison Ellsworth 00:43:56

Time the Sale to a Specific Window — Not Just When You're Ready

Poppy deliberately re-engaged Pepsi after passing $500M in revenue because they recognized the acquisition math gets harder as you grow and the buyer pool shrinks. Waiting for maximum scale is often the wrong move.

"It's a lot easier to, you know, buy a $500 million company than a billion dollar company. And there's less buyers and it's the whole thing... we should probably reignite some of these conversations because if we keep going like this, it's going to get rough." — Allison Ellsworth 00:53:57


6. Overlooked Insights

The GLP-1 Ecosystem Is an Enormous Unaddressed CPG Opportunity — And Allison Is Building Into It

This was mentioned briefly and in coded language, but it is potentially the biggest signal in the episode. Allison lost 60 pounds on GLP-1s, says the era is being "slept on," mentions people aren't catering to it, and hints her next company is directly in this space.

"I think everyone is also trying to figure out the... I think there's this whole new wave of this like GLP-1 era that people are sleeping on and not catering to and thinking that it's going to go away. And so I lost 60 pounds on GLP-1s. It's absolutely changed my life. And there was just like a personal need there." — Allison Ellsworth 00:35:42

Shaan immediately identified the macro thesis:

"If 100 million Americans are going to be taking GLP-1s and they go to the store and there's a product they can buy to like support, boost or minimize downsides. Obviously, that's like a mega, mega market that's getting created that today, like the incumbent products just don't speak to." — Shaan Puri 00:42:15

This is notable for investors: a founder with a proven $2B CPG exit, a deeply personal use-case for GLP-1 products, and a stated intention to build a mass-market brand is almost certainly building a GLP-1 companion CPG product launching in fall 2025. Given the playbook she used at Poppy — digital-first, founder-led, culture-driven — this could be one of the most important new CPG launches in that category.

The Remnant Market for Super Bowl Ad Slots Is a Real, Actionable Back-Channel

This was mentioned in one sentence and never elaborated on, but it is a genuine tactical insight with real business implications. Large conglomerates pre-buy Super Bowl inventory for multiple brands and then release unused slots on a secondary market days before the game at potentially significant discounts. Most founders don't know this market exists.

"It's what big companies do is they'll buy a bunch of Super Bowl ads, say like for a bunch of their brands. And sometimes they end up not using them at the end. And they'll go on the market for like secondary buy on the remnant market. And we found one. I was like at a dinner with someone at a TikTok event. And they're like, I think one of my friends has one." — Allison Ellsworth 00:16:33

For a brand with national distribution but not yet at the scale to justify a year-ahead Super Bowl commitment, monitoring this remnant market and having creative that can be repurposed as a Super Bowl spot (as Poppy did with their evergreen anthem campaign) could be an asymmetric awareness opportunity.