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MY FIRST MILLION

9 drunk ideas that sound stupid (but are secretly genius)

DATE August 6, 2026SOURCE MY FIRST MILLIONPARTICIPANTS ARIE DESORMEAUX, SAM PARR, SHAAN PURI
// KEY TAKEAWAYS6 ITEMS
  1. 01The "Reverse Vacation"
  2. 02Form Factor Is an Underrated Innovation Lever
  3. 03Children as a Massive, Under-Exploited Consumer Category
  4. 04The Free-Range Kids Counter-Trend
  5. 05Physical Mail Is Massively Undervalued as a Marketing Channel
  6. 06Calisthenics Battle Events
In this episode

My First Million | Shaan Puri, Sam Parr, Arie Desormeaux


1. Key Themes

The "Reverse Vacation" — A Missing Product Category for Extreme Productivity

Shaan identifies that culture has a rich vocabulary and infrastructure for relaxation (vacation, spa retreats, meditation) but zero equivalent for people who want to go into a deliberate productivity lock-in mode. The insight is that the social signaling mechanism — like signing up for an Ironman — is the actual product.

"There's not like a place. There's not like a way you can opt in and go be hardcore for 48 hours or 72 hours, something like that." 00:05:37

"There's no way to tell people you're being hardcore about your projects right now. And I think we need the reverse vacation." 00:04:36

Form Factor Is an Underrated Innovation Lever

Multiple ideas in the episode reduce to the same thesis: the contents of a product matter less than the delivery mechanism. Butter in a deodorant stick, whipped cream sunscreen, liquid vitamins, Yoto music cards — all are commodity products reinvented through form factor alone, generating outsized viral attention and revenue.

"Form factor changes — underrated. Butter in a deodorant stick, make the butter a roll-on butter, and I think you have a pretty killer innovation in the butter aisle. The butter aisle is pretty stale. There's not a lot going on there." 00:24:16

"Right now one of the biggest trends is liquid vitamins. Mary Ruth — she's built like an empire on liquid vitamins. Roe Nutrition — they're doing like millions and millions of dollars in revenue by just changing the form factor from vitamins are gummies and pills. Nope, now they're liquid." 00:26:02

Children as a Massive, Under-Exploited Consumer Category

Three separate ideas target children specifically (gotcha claw arcades, Tin Can phones, kids' beepers), and all three point to a deeper theme: parents are desperate for screen-free, safe, tactile products for kids. Ari notes Tin Can has sold hundreds of thousands of units and raised $15.5M total, and Yoto is doing north of $100M in revenue.

"They keep selling out." 00:30:11 — Arie Desormeaux on Tin Can phones

"I think that business is doing north of 100 million in revenue." 00:30:42 — Sam Parr on Yoto

The Free-Range Kids Counter-Trend

Ari surfaces what may be the next major parenting backlash: against over-controlling, over-monitored childhoods. 60% of parents won't let their child go to the next grocery aisle. The counter-trend toward more child independence creates product opportunity in "unreachable but still reachable" devices.

"I think there's going to be a backlash. I think there's going to be a trend later... free range... more independence, unreachable but still reachable." 00:32:44 — Arie Desormeaux

Physical Mail Is Massively Undervalued as a Marketing Channel

Sam and Shaan both have firsthand ROI data on direct mail. Shaan cites 5–8x return on investment from Postpilot re-engagement campaigns. Sam describes a hyper-personalized gifting campaign at Hampton that became one of their best-performing marketing channels.

"We use Postpilot for our econ brand and we would do like re-engagement campaigns... the ROI I don't remember off the top of my head but it was like 5 to 8x return on your investment. So it's like it's kind of a no-brainer to do it. It's just like unsexy so most people don't do it." 00:49:35 — Shaan Puri

"It was one of our best marketing channels where we made these super customized gifts." 00:42:57 — Sam Parr

Calisthenics Battle Events — A Ready-Made Sport Waiting to Be Organized

Sam identifies an underground community of extreme calisthenics athletes doing structured, UFC-style competitive events in cities, with fighter walkouts, trash talk, judges, and spectators betting. The sport exists organically but has no formal name, promoter, or media structure.

"There's this whole community of people and they're obsessed with calisthenics. This one guy basically — I think he changed his name, it's like Abu — he went to prison, he got into calisthenics, and he got out, and he decided to turn it into a competition. And it's exactly like a rap battle meets a UFC fight." 00:07:25 — Sam Parr

The AI Slop Defense — A Real Product Gap

Shaan describes an actual Twitter user building an AI defense system that wastes AI-generated sales spam's time by responding with questions, booking fake calls, and sending absurd contract redlines. He frames this as an inevitable category as AI-generated outreach becomes ubiquitous.

"He should have an AI show up to the call and on the call he should ask more questions and request detailed follow-ups... then he should ask for the contract... send back red lines, absurd red lines. Now you're paying a lawyer to have to deal with that." 00:46:20 — Shaan Puri

Career Exploration Has No "Food Court" — Take Your Roommate to Work Day

Shaan argues the real career problem isn't lack of hustle — it's lack of exposure. Smart, hardworking people never find their thing because there's no structured way to sample industries.

"I think people don't really have good ways to get exposure to different career paths to ever find their thing. And instead they're just asked the question, 'What do you really love, what's your passion?' And it's like asking my four-year-old what's his favorite food and he's only eating cheese pizza and mac and cheese." 00:52:55 — Shaan Puri


2. Contrarian Perspectives

Fake Lines Actually Work — and Founders Should Use Them Without Shame

Shaan recounts a NYC restaurant owner who paid people to stand outside for two straight months to manufacture social proof. Most people would consider this deceptive; Shaan frames it as legitimate demand creation — and it worked, resulting in two years of organic lines.

"For the first two months I just paid people to stand outside. We just faked the line for the first two months. He goes, and now we've had a line for two years. And I was like, wow." 00:19:31 — Shaan Puri

Physical Mail Is Not Dead — It's One of the Highest-ROI Channels Available

Conventional wisdom has treated direct mail as a dying medium for over a decade. Both Sam and Shaan have independently validated it as a top-performing channel, with Shaan citing 5–8x ROI and Sam citing Hampton's gifting campaign as one of their best-performing acquisition efforts.

"There's a reason it's being sent to you because people are still getting a return. They would not be spending the money to send this to you if there was no return." 00:50:04 — Shaan Puri

World 50 Gets Most of Its Customers From Physical Letters — No Website Needed

Sam reveals that World 50, a community for Fortune 500 executives doing hundreds of millions in revenue, deliberately keeps its website opaque and drives new customers almost entirely through physical mail. This is the opposite of every growth playbook taught today.

"If you go to their website you will not see anything about it other than like a login. And the way that they get a large percentage of their customers is sending mail — like really cool letters to executives." 00:44:41 — Sam Parr

The Butter Aisle Is a Legitimate Untapped Innovation Opportunity

Framing a commodity kitchen staple as an innovation target sounds absurd. But the deodorant-stick butter video has 2.8 million likes and 27,000 comments, and people are already hacking this themselves — a "happy path" that signals real latent demand.

"I found a happy path here. I think that people want a new form factor for this." 00:23:06 — Shaan Puri


3. Companies Identified

Tin Can (tincan.kids)

A WiFi-based landline phone designed specifically for children, with pre-programmed contacts and no internet browser. Mentioned because it sold hundreds of thousands of units, raised $15.5M total, keeps selling out, and is riding the "get kids off smartphones" trend.

"They've sold hundreds of thousands. They just raised — they've raised a total of 15.5 million dollars... you buy the phone for 100 bucks and then it's 10 bucks a month to be able to call non-Tin Can phones." 00:29:17 — Shaan Puri

Yoto

Screen-free audio player for children using physical cards (albums, stories, parent-recorded content). Mentioned as a wildly successful business in the child-safe-tech space.

"I think that business is doing north of 100 million in revenue." 00:30:42 — Sam Parr

Vacation Sunscreen

Consumer sunscreen brand famous for its whipped-cream spray format. Mentioned as a prime example of form-factor innovation driving viral attention and desirability.

"They have this new form factor for sunscreen where they do it in a whipped cream bottle. This thing's taken off, goes viral every time on social media because it's super fun." 00:23:46 — Shaan Puri

Postpilot

Direct mail platform for e-commerce brands. Both Shaan and Sam are investors and users; cited for delivering 5–8x ROI on re-engagement campaigns.

"We use Postpilot for our econ brand and we would do re-engagement campaigns... the ROI was like 5 to 8x return on your investment. So it's kind of a no-brainer to do it." 00:49:35 — Shaan Puri

Mary Ruth Organics

Liquid vitamin brand. Mentioned as an example of form-factor innovation — moving vitamins from pills/gummies to refrigerated liquid — building an empire in the category.

"Mary Ruth — she's built like an empire on liquid vitamins right now." 00:26:02 — Shaan Puri

Roe Nutrition

Liquid vitamin company doing millions in revenue. Cited alongside Mary Ruth as proof that form factor alone can unlock a new competitive position in a crowded supplement market.

"Roe Nutrition — they're doing like millions and millions of dollars in revenue by just changing the form factor." 00:26:02 — Shaan Puri

Apex Athlete (apexathleteofficial.com)

Adult athletic combine company — participants run a mile, bench press 225 lbs, deadlift, sprint 40 yards, broad jump, and vertical leap. Sam is personally signed up for a December event and has hired a trainer through them.

"The tagline is like, finally something to train for. And I'm actually training for one of them." 00:11:48 — Sam Parr

Claw-E

App-based remote claw machine company. Users control real claw machines via phone and win shipped prizes. Cited as a successful execution of a concept similar to what Sam's partner Joe had funded earlier.

"There's another company called Claw-E. They're big. I think they do like 30 or 40 million in revenue according to the Financial Times and they have like 400,000 reviews on the app store." 00:16:00 — Sam Parr

World 50

Exclusive community for Fortune 500 executives. Deliberately opaque website; acquires members primarily through physical direct mail. Mentioned as a company doing hundreds of millions in revenue through an anti-conventional marketing strategy.

"World 50 is a community for Fortune 500 executives. It does hundreds of millions a year in revenue. The way that they get a large percentage of their customers is sending mail — like really cool letters to executives." 00:44:41 — Sam Parr

Carvana

Online car marketplace with physical "car vending machine" towers. Mentioned in context of form-factor novelty creating wow factor and brand recognition.

"There's no car salesman. You literally just buy the car and then it gets dispensed out of this gigantic car vending machine." 00:16:43 — Shaan Puri

Mercury

Business and personal banking fintech. Mentioned by Shaan as his banking product across all ~7–8 of his businesses, and for their new personal banking account.

"I use Mercury for all my businesses. I think I have like maybe seven or eight businesses. We use Mercury as our business banking across all of them." 00:36:01 — Shaan Puri

Benihana

Japanese Hibachi restaurant chain doing $300–500M in annual revenue. Mentioned as a case study in optimal dining experience design, and as inspiration for the "Mexican Benihana" drunk idea.

"Benihana's annual revenue — 300 to 500 million a year." 00:39:23 — Sam Parr


4. People Identified

Rocky Aoki

Founder of Benihana; Olympian wrestler and track athlete; immigrant who started with an ice cream truck in New York before building Benihana into a public company; also a professional powerboat racer and hot air balloon record-setter; implicated in an SEC insider trading case related to buying back Benihana shares.

"Money's not everything, just 99%." 00:40:58 — Rocky Aoki (quoted by Shaan Puri)

"He comes to New York and I think he starts like an ice cream truck which goes okay, and then he eventually starts Benihana's which goes public. While he's doing this he does all these weird competitions — like he was a professional powerboat racer at one point." 00:39:53 — Sam Parr

Mike Rowe

Host of Dirty Jobs. Mentioned for building a career around occupational exploration and becoming a national advocate for skilled trades.

"He has lobbied the government and is an American hero if you ask me." 00:54:05 — Sam Parr

Alex Daniels (Hampton / direct mail)

Friend of Sam and Shaan running a company that sends hundreds of thousands of physical magazines — essentially advertorials for specific brands. Sam knows his revenue and profit numbers and describes them as "pretty amazing."

"Our friend Alex Daniels has a company where he sends like hundreds of thousands of magazines out which are basically just advertorials for a particular brand. And I know his revenue and profit numbers — they're pretty amazing." 00:49:03 — Sam Parr

Balaji Srinivasan

Former Coinbase CTO and tech investor. Mentioned for founding "Earn," a paid inbox product designed to filter email spam through micropayments, which was later sold to Coinbase.

"Balaji started one called Earn that he ended up selling to Coinbase. It's a reverse inbox — you publicly put out an inbox with a price, and it says I'll read and reply to all messages that paid my vig." 00:47:46 — Shaan Puri

Steve Aoki

DJ and entrepreneur. Mentioned as Rocky Aoki's son, with Shaan noting the remarkable fact that Steve is arguably not the most impressive person in his own family.

"Imagine being Steve Aoki and you're not the coolest guy in your family." 00:39:50 — Shaan Puri

Abu (calisthenics entrepreneur)

Underground calisthenics competition organizer. Went to prison, developed his calisthenics practice there, was released, and built a structured competitive event format combining UFC walkouts, rap battle energy, and crowd betting.

"This one guy — I think he changed his name, it's like Abu — he went to prison, he got into calisthenics, and he got out, and he decided to turn it into a competition." 00:07:25 — Sam Parr

Tim (Apex Athlete founder)

Founder of Apex Athlete, the adult athletic combine company. Sam is signed up for one of his December events and hired a personal trainer through the platform.

"This guy Tim started it... I'm signed up for one in December. I hired a trainer through them. It's pretty sick." 00:11:48 — Sam Parr


5. Operating Insights

Hyper-Personalized Gifting as a B2B Acquisition Channel at Scale

Sam describes building a custom gifting outreach campaign at Hampton — researching ~200 prospects individually, sending a tailored gift tied to something specific about each person (e.g., artisanal honey for a bookkeeping company called Honey, a vintage band tee for someone who tweeted about a band). The result was one of Hampton's best marketing channels, inspired by World 50's letter-based acquisition strategy. The cost per touch was ~$100–200 and ROI was "very very very good."

"We sent a gift that was super customized and directly related to that person... it was one of our best marketing channels where we made these super customized gifts... the ROI on this marketing campaign was amazing." 00:42:27 — Sam Parr

"The way that they get a large percentage of their customers is sending mail — like really cool letters to executives. That's where we were inspired by it. Very effective." 00:44:41 — Sam Parr

Tag Your Ideas in Slack by Type for Instant Retrieval

Shaan keeps a running idea list in Slack, labeling each entry "Drunk Idea" so he can filter and retrieve the entire list instantly with a single search when the time is right. This is a lightweight, zero-overhead system for capturing and organizing raw ideation without needing a separate tool.

"In my Slack, I just write the ideas and I write Drunk Ideas. So then when the time comes, I just search Drunk Idea and I got my whole list filtered for me already." 00:01:12 — Shaan Puri

Faking Social Proof Early Is a Legitimate Launch Strategy

The NYC restaurant owner who paid people to stand in line for two months — generating two years of organic lines as a result — is a concrete example of manufacturing social proof to bootstrap a flywheel. The implication for any new consumer or retail concept: perceived demand creates real demand, and the ethics of manufacturing the initial signal are less important than the market signal you're trying to test.

"For the first two months I just paid people to stand outside. And now we've had a line for two years." 00:19:31 — Shaan Puri


6. Overlooked Insights

The Kids' Beeper May Be the Sleeper Hit of the Entire Episode — and Points to a Massive Platform Gap

The group voted beepers the best idea of the episode, but the deeper significance was barely unpacked: there is currently no wearable, screen-free, two-way communication device designed for children aged 7–12. Tin Can addresses the home phone use case. AirTags address location tracking. But nothing fills the "kids can reach each other and feel cool doing it" gap — which Shaan identifies as deeply aligned with how kids actually behave (they love carrying things, wearing things, having their own gear). Shaan adds a crucial monetization mechanic that was dropped almost immediately: charge one cent per message and let the addiction do the work.

"My daughter — if her friend had one of these and she had one of these and she could send little secret messages basically... they would do that all day. They would never stop. And the profits would never stop, Ari. It's free, you pay one cent a message, and we just count on the addiction." 00:35:29 — Shaan Puri

The strategic backdrop Ari provides makes this even more significant: 60% of parents won't let kids out of sight, but there is a rising free-range parenting counter-trend. A beeper-style device could be the enabling product that lets parents give independence while maintaining minimal reachability — threading the needle between helicopter parenting and genuine freedom.

"I think there's going to be a backlash. I think there's going to be a trend later... unreachable but still reachable." 00:32:44 — Arie Desormeaux

The AI Slop Defender Is Actually a B2B SaaS Product With a Compounding Moat

Shaan attributes the Slop Stopper concept to an unnamed Twitter user and frames it as a fun idea — but the actual product described is a sophisticated AI agent that wastes AI-generated spam's resources across the full sales cycle: email, call, contract, and ghosting. The insight that almost no one in the conversation noticed: this is not just a defense tool, it is a training data poisoner. Every fake call, fake redline, and fake interested prospect that the defender generates feeds bad signal back into the attacker's AI training loops, degrading the quality of AI SDRs over time for anyone who targets users of this product. The moat compounds as adoption grows. This is a category-defining defensive infrastructure product for the AI-spam era, not a quirky email filter.

"He should have an AI show up to the call and on the call he should ask more questions and request detailed follow-ups that they have to go produce — case studies and whatever else they're trying to sell. Then he should ask for the contract... send back red lines, absurd red lines. Now you're paying a lawyer to have to deal with that. And at the last minute he just ghosts you." 00:46:20 — Shaan Puri