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MY FIRST MILLION

3 strangers showed us how they made $8M, $10M, & $40M/year

DATE August 17, 2026SOURCE MY FIRST MILLIONPARTICIPANTS NICK SALTARELLI, RAGHAV, SAM PARR, SHAAN PURI, SHREYAS PARAB
// KEY TAKEAWAYS6 ITEMS
  1. 01Hardware Products With Built-In Content Virality Are a Moat
  2. 02Constraint-Based Launches Force Genuine Product-Market Fit
  3. 03Acquiring a Struggling Services Business as a Beachhead Into AI Automation
  4. 04Refrigeration as a Product Category Differentiator
  5. 05The "Influence the Influencer" Distribution Strategy
  6. 06Vertical AI Businesses Serving "Boring" Industries Are Defensible and Underserved

1. Key Themes

Hardware Products With Built-In Content Virality Are a Moat

Both Pasha (cooking robot) and Midday Squares demonstrated that when a physical product is visually compelling and demonstrates transformation, customers generate organic content that drives growth better than paid acquisition. Raghav noted one creator went from 11,000 to 450,000 followers purely from posting Pasha content, and Nick Saltarelli built to $1M revenue in four months with zero ad spend.

"Pasha is built for the camera. So a random nobody would get Pasha home, shoot content, post it online, and overnight they become internet celebrities. We had this creator who had 11,000 followers. Within six weeks she went from 11,000 to 450,000 followers. And all that changed was that she was not shooting Pasha content and she started shooting Pasha content." — Raghav 00:11:15

Constraint-Based Launches Force Genuine Product-Market Fit

Nick Saltarelli deliberately constrained himself to no Facebook ads and only his home city of Montreal to validate demand before scaling. This prevented false positives and forced real word-of-mouth validation.

"We created a constraint. We couldn't use Facebook ads. We had to get to a million dollars of revenue. And we couldn't use Facebook ads. That was constraint number one. And number two, it all had to be in our city. So we chose Montreal. We got to get to a million dollars here. And if we get here, then we can go to the next level." — Nick Saltarelli 00:27:11

"I think Facebook creates a lot of false positives for early businesses. At least early on." — Nick Saltarelli 00:27:30

Acquiring a Struggling Services Business as a Beachhead Into AI Automation

Daydream's strategy of buying an existing dental billing services company, then replacing human labor with AI, is a non-obvious path to scaling a vertical SaaS product. It gave them an instant customer base, real workflow knowledge, and margin improvement over time rather than having to convince anyone to trust an untested AI from scratch.

"The way our business started was we actually went out and acquired an existing service business. So before, people would be doing this work manually. We actually bought this company and then we've just been improving their margin." — Shreyas Parab 00:42:43

Refrigeration as a Product Category Differentiator

Nick identified that the refrigerated section is the fastest-growing section of grocery stores across every category — pet food (Fresh Pet), vitamins, and chocolate. This insight from his cousin at Smucker's was the founding thesis of Midday Squares.

"Refrigerated was growing. The refrigerated category at grocery stores, fastest growing section of a grocery store. That's why you keep seeing refrigeration pop everywhere. Like Fresh Pet at the pet section, they're starting to put fridges in there." — Nick Saltarelli 00:25:58

The "Influence the Influencer" Distribution Strategy

Rather than paying celebrities directly, Midday Squares targeted the personal chefs of celebrities, who then organically placed the product in front of high-profile people. This is a cheaper, more authentic, and less saturated channel than direct celebrity sponsorship.

"We've made it a point over the last decade to become friends with chefs. We're not looking for the direct connection to celebrities. That's what everybody's doing. So we've made it a point to become friends with chefs. Chef K, shout out Chef K, who cooks for the Kardashians. We were sending her product for years and years and years." — Nick Saltarelli 00:21:47

Vertical AI Businesses Serving "Boring" Industries Are Defensible and Underserved

Shreyas framed the dental back-office problem as a multi-billion dollar opportunity that most AI talent ignores because it lacks glamour. The defensibility comes from workflow complexity, regulatory friction, and the trust required to handle a practice's revenue.

"You can get a job, you can have a career, you can have a mission. There's no way I can compete with OpenAI on that. But to me, the dentists are the underdogs. You can make AI SDRs, you can sell more AI slop to people in SF, or you could help the guy you grew up going to for 15 years." — Shreyas Parab 00:48:19

The "Do Things That Don't Scale, But Way Too Far" Growth Playbook

Nick's early Midday Squares growth came from hand-delivering orders, showing up in costume with Polaroid photos, and personalizing every interaction. He explicitly credited Paul Graham's "do things that don't scale" but said they took it further than most would.

"I took 'do things that don't scale' and we just went way too far with it. We would literally go on people's Instagram. So if you had a dog named Chuck, we'd be like, 'shout out Chuck.' We would wear these crazy outfits. We took Polaroids of ourselves. We would show up to their house. We would get more content out of it. We got to a million dollars in like four months." — Nick Saltarelli 00:29:59

Community Requires Lore and Emotion Before Metrics

Sam and Shaan pushed back on founders using startup metrics language to describe community-building. The insight: real community is built on shared language, rituals, lore, and a charismatic leader — not K-factors or engagement scores.

"Of the best community builders in the world, how many of them use phrases like K factor, engagement, stickiness and CAC? None of them do. You get magic first. Communities come from the soul." — Sam Parr 00:17:51

"Every cult needs shared language, rituals, and a leader." — Shaan Puri 00:19:01


2. Contrarian Perspectives

Paid Ads Early in a Consumer Business Create Dangerous False Positives

Most early-stage consumer founders rush to Facebook and Google ads to prove demand. Nick explicitly banned them at launch and argued that they mask whether a product truly has organic pull.

"I think Facebook creates a lot of false positives for early businesses. At least early on." — Nick Saltarelli 00:27:30

Founders Must Personally Do the Costco Roadshow — Most Don't and It's a Mistake

The conventional wisdom is to outsource retail demos to third-party merchandising firms. Nick argues this is a critical error — founders doing it themselves creates urgency, learning, and performance that hired teams cannot replicate.

"Most founders don't do the roadshow themselves. They leave it to a third party. That's mistake number one. Because everyone hates rejection. And you've got to be in those for 12 hours in a day. They open at eight and you're closing at nine. Most founders brush it off and just they pay the service and they don't go." — Nick Saltarelli 00:34:49

The PE Dental Roll-Up Trend Is Actually a Weak Customer — Independent Practices Are the Real Opportunity

Conventional wisdom would say sell into large PE-backed dental groups for easy B2B scale. Shreyas found the opposite: PE buyers are over-levered, distressed, and hard to deploy into.

"Many of them just bought a bunch of practices in 2021 and they're just trying to stay afloat and not be able to service their debt these days, to be honest." — Shreyas Parab 00:51:39

Your Product Is Not the Hero — It's the Tool That Makes the Customer the Hero

Sam pushed against the typical founder framing of "our product changes everything" and argued the better frame is that the customer achieves something with your product that they couldn't before.

"Your product's not the hero. It's the tool that the average person uses to become a hero themselves. Which one is that? Because that'll change a lot of your marketing, a lot of your strategy." — Sam Parr 00:16:27

Old-School Direct Response Copywriting Is an Untapped Weapon for Modern B2B Startups

Shaan argued that the highest-leverage marketing move for a vertical SaaS company like Daydream is not digital ads or LinkedIn, but long-form direct mail copywriting perfected by pre-internet marketers — and almost nobody in the startup world uses it.

"These guys got so freaking good at copywriting that every single word served a purpose. And it was beautiful and incredibly effective. You could get someone to help you with this opening letter and they could sell the shit out of these people. And it's all via direct response long-form copywriting." — Shaan Puri 00:54:47


3. Companies Identified

Pasha

A home cooking robot that uses computer vision and AI to cook one-pot meals from fresh ingredients. Priced at $1,500. Backed by Accel with $8M raised. Why mentioned: 1,000 units shipped, $2M in monthly bookings, M6 retention beating DoorDash and HelloFresh, built a proprietary culinary computer vision dataset trained by customers à la Tesla's fleet learning model.

"We have about 1,000 units shipped on the field and a long pre-order waitlist that we're trying to fulfill as fast as we can. Last month alone, we clocked $2 million in bookings." — Raghav 00:09:45

Midday Squares

A refrigerated functional chocolate and PB&J bar company based in Montreal. Founded 2018. $40M revenue in the last 12 months, tracking to $60M this year. Raised $22M, primarily from the Canadian government's agricultural manufacturing programs. Why mentioned: exceptional growth trajectory (1M → 3M → 7M → 14M → 22M → 30M → 40M → 60M projected), Costco national launch in Canada and US September 1st, viral content and grassroots marketing strategy.

"We basically sold $40 million worth of $2.49 chocolate bars. That equates to about roughly 60 bars per minute consumed every minute in 365 days a year." — Nick Saltarelli 00:20:57

Daydream

AI-powered dental back-office automation platform. Automates insurance verification, claims submission, denial appeals, and bookkeeping. 926 days old, $11.5M raised, tracking north of $10M revenue by end of year, adding $1M ARR net new monthly, ~60 employees. Why mentioned: rapid ARR growth, compelling founder backstory, smart acquisition of existing services company as launch strategy.

"We're about 926 days old. We've raised $11.5 million to date. By the end of this year, we'll finish north of $10 million in revenue. And we're adding a million dollars a month in ARR every single month." — Shreyas Parab 00:42:05

Waymo

Autonomous vehicle company. Why mentioned: used as a benchmark comparison for Pasha's computer vision and AI training approach, and as a contrast to Tesla's data-flywheel model.

"Waymo spent 500,000 hours of supervised driving and $20 billion in venture capital to crack self-driving. Tesla did it a different way." — Raghav 00:06:31

Fresh Pet

Refrigerated pet food company. Why mentioned: cited as proof that refrigeration is expanding as a category differentiator into new grocery verticals.

"Like Fresh Pet at the pet section, they're starting to put fridges in there." — Nick Saltarelli 00:25:58

Smucker's

Large food conglomerate. Why mentioned: Nick's cousin held a senior position there and gave him the data insight on refrigerated chocolate as the founding thesis for Midday Squares.

"My cousin was super high up at Smucker's and he was always pushing me to get into this gang. I started getting data. Chocolate was growing at a ridiculous rate. Chocolate that wasn't using palm kernel oil. And refrigerated was growing." — Nick Saltarelli 00:25:32

Costco

Membership warehouse retailer. Why mentioned: Midday Squares launched nationally in Canada and is launching in the US September 1st. Story of the roadshow negotiation and record-breaking sales is a masterclass in retail distribution.

"If we do the roadshow and we break the roadshow record, the most sales ever in 14 days, will you give us $19.99? And we shook hands that day." — Nick Saltarelli 00:33:18

A1 Garage

Garage door service company run by Tommy Mello. Why mentioned: cited as a model for how a niche service business operator created a mastermind/conference community that drove deal flow and acquisition.

"Tommy Mello has a garage door business. I think maybe close to a billion in revenue. He created a services mastermind conference. The ticket prices will pay for my team. But the real thing was if I can find a handful that I can buy, I would love that." — Shaan Puri 00:52:36

Ninja (Ninja Creamy / Ninja Air Fryer)

Kitchen appliance brand. Why mentioned: cited as a model for how a kitchen appliance can build a user-generated recipe community that drives retention and virality.

"What that air fryer brand did, Ninja Creamy did too, where there's a community of people sharing recipes. If you have some element of user-generated cooking, user-generated recipes they can share and get props for from one another, that's the key." — Sam Parr 00:14:18

Peloton

Connected fitness company. Why mentioned: cited as an example of a hardware product with a strong customer community in a Facebook group context.

"Same with Peloton. I'm sure they have a Facebook group where you talk about your favorite instructors or like has anyone tried this type of workout. That's their customers talking together. It's super valuable." — Shaan Puri 00:15:27

Uncrustables

Smucker's frozen peanut butter sandwich product. Why mentioned: Shaan cited its comeback as market validation for Midday Squares' PB&J positioning.

"You know who's making a huge comeback is Uncrustables. But yours is fresh and healthier." — Shaan Puri 00:38:35

Mercury

Banking/fintech platform. Why mentioned: Sam's personal endorsement as his banking solution across all his businesses, now with personal banking.

"I use Mercury for all of my businesses. I think I have like maybe seven or eight businesses. We use Mercury as our business banking across all of them." — Sam Parr 00:38:55

Ramp

Corporate spend management platform. Why mentioned: Ramp's CEO's practice of measuring company age in days was cited as a notable founder communication quirk.

"You know who started that was the Ramp CEO. His shtick is like how many hours old? Today we're 2,243 days old." — Shaan Puri 00:42:09


4. People Identified

Nick Saltarelli

Co-founder and CEO of Midday Squares. Why mentioned: built a $40M/year refrigerated chocolate bar business from a $60K investment with no paid ads, pioneered a do-things-that-don't-scale content strategy, and negotiated a record-breaking Costco roadshow by making a bold handshake bet.

"We basically sold $40 million worth of $2.49 chocolate bars. And now this year we're on track for about 60." — Nick Saltarelli 00:20:57

Raghav

Founder of Pasha. Why mentioned: shipping a real robotics product in 1,000 homes with $2M in monthly bookings, building a culinary vision AI dataset using a Tesla-style fleet learning strategy, backed by Accel.

"We are amongst the 1% of robotics companies you have ever met that are actually shipping a real product in real homes, in real kitchens, with 1,000 real world deployments." — Raghav 00:02:34

Shreyas Parab

Founder and CEO of Daydream. Age 25, Stanford graduate, early GPT-3 access. Why mentioned: built to $10M ARR in under three years by acquiring a services company and replacing human labor with AI, driven by personal mission from growing up in his mother's dental practice.

"I'm probably one of the first hundred people to have access to GPT-3 because I was really into words. When I got into computer science, I got access to GPT-3." — Shreyas Parab 00:44:37

Tommy Mello

Founder of A1 Garage Door Service. Why mentioned: cited as a model operator who scaled a service business to near a billion in revenue, then created a mastermind community that also became a deal-sourcing tool for acquisitions.

"Tommy Mello has a garage door business, maybe close to a billion in revenue. He created a services mastermind conference. The real thing was if I can find a handful that I can buy, I would love that." — Shaan Puri 00:52:36

Chef K

Personal chef to the Kardashians. Why mentioned: example of how Midday Squares used the "influence the influencer" strategy — building a years-long relationship with a celebrity chef who organically placed product in front of Kim Kardashian, resulting in two unpaid social posts.

"Chef K, shout out Chef K, who cooks for the Kardashians. We were sending her product for years and years and years." — Nick Saltarelli 00:21:55

Aurelio (Nick's cousin)

Senior executive at Smucker's. Why mentioned: provided Nick with the proprietary data on refrigerated chocolate's growth trajectory that became the founding insight of Midday Squares.

"Shout out to Aurelio. My cousin was super high up at Smucker's and he was always pushing me to get into this gang. I started getting data. Chocolate was growing at a ridiculous rate." — Nick Saltarelli 00:26:22

Joe Sugarman

Direct response copywriter, author of The Adweek Copywriting Handbook. Why mentioned: Shaan recommended him to Shreyas as the definitive resource on long-form direct mail copywriting, calling it an untapped weapon for B2B vertical SaaS.

"Joe Sugarman is the author. It's called The Adweek Guide to Copywriting. Read that. And then read On Advertising by David Ogilvy. Read those this week and your mind will change." — Shaan Puri 00:56:45

David Ogilvy

Legendary advertising executive, author of Ogilvy on Advertising. Why mentioned: recommended alongside Joe Sugarman as foundational reading on copywriting for Daydream's direct mail strategy.

"Read On Advertising by David Ogilvy. Read those this week and your mind will change." — Shaan Puri 00:56:45


5. Operating Insights

Yell Keywords at Retail — Then Change Your Packaging Based on What Works

Nick's Costco roadshow tactic of shouting benefit keywords at passing shoppers ("Gluten-free! Real chocolate!") was not just a sales technique — it was live consumer research. He then updated the actual Costco box based on which keywords drove the highest conversion, turning an in-store hustle into a product and packaging optimization loop.

"The keywords are really key. We changed our box because of the keywords that work. So when you go to a Costco, it is not this box. It is a specific box that went into Costco. Gluten-free was a massive thing. Real chocolate, huge at Costco." — Nick Saltarelli 00:36:09

Create an Irresistible Onboarding Offer to Eliminate Change Management Friction

Sam's suggestion for Daydream: make the offer so asymmetric that rational refusal becomes impossible. Don't charge until you've delivered a threshold of value (e.g., the first $100K recovered). Your real COGS to onboard is far lower than the perceived value delivered, so you absorb the risk and eliminate the #1 objection — fear of switching.

"Could you say, 'We don't charge you a penny until we've made you $100,000. The first $100,000 we make you, we take nothing'? Create an offer so good they would be stupid to turn down." — Sam Parr 00:50:08

Compress Your Value Prop to a Single Financially Tangible One-Liner

Sam pushed Shreyas to stop using operational metrics ("median time to payment") and instead anchor on money-in-pocket: "We add $50,000 take-home pay for every dentist who uses us." The principle applies to any B2B product — translate your metric to the buyer's emotional proxy (cash, time, status).

"If the average practice makes a million dollars a year and you're adding 5%, that's $50,000 more in your pocket and all your money in 10 days. We fight the insurance companies. And on average, we add $50,000 take-home pay for every single dentist that uses us. Try to get down to a one-liner that's just like a marketing kill shot." — Sam Parr 00:58:56

Build Community With Lore Before You Build It With Metrics

Before optimizing community with retention dashboards, establish shared language, catchphrases, rituals, and a charismatic face. The goal in early stages is for members to feel a sense of "us vs. the world" — this precedes any monetizable engagement.

"Every cult needs shared language, rituals, and a leader. You create lore and you repeat it constantly. You seem very charismatic. I think you could do it." — Shaan Puri 00:19:01

Own a Niche Facebook Group as a Distribution Channel

Rather than advertising into existing groups (which gets you blocked) or relying solely on conferences and podcasts, build and own a community that your target customer congregates in. Even starting with 250 members and offshore growth hacking, the long-term moat is becoming the trusted aggregation point for your niche.

"Why don't you own a Facebook group that teaches dentist owners how to make more money? I 100% would have a community manager, probably an ex-dentist or something like that, and create a community where people share their tips and tricks on how they're making their businesses better." — Shaan Puri 00:51:07


6. Overlooked Insights

Daydream's True Business Is Becoming the Financial Operating System for Independent Dental Practices

Shreyas mentioned almost in passing that Daydream's long-term vision extends well beyond billing automation into storing money, lending, and spending — essentially becoming the fintech layer for the 70% of dental practices that are still independently owned and under threat from PE roll-ups. This is a Shopify-for-dentists thesis: help independents survive and compete by giving them infrastructure that PE groups build in-house. It was barely explored in the conversation but it's arguably a multi-billion dollar positioning.

"Today what we do is we help dentists bring money into their business, but soon we can store their money, we can help them spend their money, we can lend money to them. 70% of the market are still independent guys like my mom. They feel like they have no other choice but to sell to the big guy. I want to give them the third door. That's the multi-billion dollar business here." — Shreyas Parab 00:45:38

Pasha Is Building the World's Largest Proprietary Culinary Vision Dataset — That's the Real Asset

The cooking robot is the Trojan horse. The actual durable competitive moat that nobody in the conversation fully unpacked is the culinary computer vision dataset being generated by 1,000 paying households cooking three times per week. This dataset — trained on real-world ingredient variation, heat dynamics, and texture change — would be extraordinarily difficult and expensive for any competitor to replicate, and could be licensed, expanded, or used to power the next generation of kitchen robotics well beyond Pasha's current form factor.

"We had chefs alone training Pasha. Now we have our customers training Pasha. We possibly have the world's largest culinary vision dataset for cooking food. We are taking the Tesla approach. Tesla said, we'll release something that's useful to consumers, also use it to collect tons of data." — Raghav 00:06:02