This guy names billion dollar brands for a living, here’s his exact 3-step formula.
- 01The "Right Name" vs. a "Good Name" Creates Asymmetric Advantage
- 02The Three Laws of a Right Name: Original, Processing Fluent, Surprising
- 03Quantity Leads to Quality
Guest: David (surname not mentioned), founder of a naming firm responsible for BlackBerry, Swiffer, Impossible Burger, Febreze, Sonos, Microsoft Azure, Intel Pentium, and many more iconic brand names.
1. Key Themes
The "Right Name" vs. a "Good Name" Creates Asymmetric Advantage
David's central thesis is that naming is not about finding something acceptable — it's about finding the name that creates a strategic, compounding advantage. The name is the highest-frequency touchpoint a brand will ever have, and it compounds over time like an asset.
"Nothing that you will do in your brand will be used more often or for longer than your name... the difference between an okay name and the right name that actually creates a strategic advantage — our goal is to always create asymmetric advantage." 00:01:27
The Swiffer vs. Ready Mop example is the clearest evidence: same category, same time period, same product function — Swiffer became a $5B brand while Clorox's Ready Mop stayed at a couple hundred million.
"Swiffer is a $5 billion brand. I think that Clorox's Ready Mop is a couple hundred million dollars." 00:04:56
The Three Laws of a Right Name: Original, Processing Fluent, Surprising
David's naming framework is built on three pillars that work together — and most companies only hit one or none of them. The third quality (surprising/unexpected) is where almost everyone fails.
"Right names always do three things. First, they're original... Second thing is you really do have to know something about linguistics and how the brain processes information. That's this processing fluency thing... And then I mentioned this before, you have to be unexpected." 00:08:51
The key phrase is "surprisingly familiar" — the brain wants ease of processing but needs an element of surprise to generate attention and hold it.
"Our creative strategy here is to really develop names that are surprisingly familiar because our brains are a little lazy... This is going to be easy for me to process, but oh, there's something interesting here. That's where you get that attention." 00:09:09
Quantity Leads to Quality — The Counterintuitive Creative Process
David's firm generates up to 2,000 candidate names per project using small two-person teams (not brainstorming), multiple parallel briefs with different constraints, and a methodical "treasure hunt" across linguistic, mythological, and cross-category databases. This volume-first approach is the engine behind their hits.
"In this business, and it's very counterintuitive, quantity leads to quality... We're looking at maybe 2,000 names... Again, these aren't all the right names. They aren't even good names." 00:17:15
They deliberately avoid brainstorming sessions because peer pressure and simultaneous evaluation kill creativity.
"We documented that... it's not coming from freelancers... it's not coming from brainstorming sessions. It's coming from individuals or people working in two-person teams." 00:19:00
2. Contrarian Perspectives
Polarizing Names Are a Signal of Strength, Not a Problem
Most founders and executives react to internal division around a name as a negative signal and retreat to consensus. David argues the opposite: polarization is evidence of energy, and energy is what makes a name work.
"Andy [Grove] said, 'Listen, this is a good name because it is so polarizing. That means it has energy to it. There's energy inside.' And I remember thinking, man, that guy is so smart." 00:49:11
The implication: if your whole team loves the name immediately, it's probably too safe to work.
Changing Your Name Does Not Destroy Brand Equity
The conventional wisdom is that switching names means losing years of built equity and confusing existing customers. David says this fear is empirically unsupported — he has never seen it play out in the marketplace, provided the transition is done with enthusiasm and a clear story.
"The biggest reason people don't change their name is they think they're going to lose whatever equities they have and they're going to lose momentum. We have never seen that as evidence in the marketplace. Never." 00:51:02
He also points to Codium → WindSurf as a recent proof point: unknown brand, terrible SEO, changed the name, and it took off.
"Nobody knew about Codium, really. No one knew how to spell it. They couldn't search it. Their SEO was bad. We worked with them over a six-week period, changed it to WindSurf... boom, that brand took off." 00:02:16
"Comfortable" Names Are a Strategic Liability, Not a Safe Choice
Most founders default to descriptive, category-obvious names because they test well in research — consumers say "I understand what it is." David argues this is exactly the wrong optimization. Understanding is table stakes; what you need is surprise.
"Clorox's Ready Mop — that's a comfortable name. That's probably a popular name. It probably did well in research because people said, 'What do you think this is? Well, I think it's a mop.' Swiffer is a $5 billion brand." 00:04:56
AI Raises the Floor for Everyone, But Shifts the Competitive Moat to Judgment
David is not threatened by AI — he's strategically positioned around it. The insight is that AI commoditizes name generation (the easy part), which means the moat shifts entirely to the ability to evaluate and select the right name (the hard part where his proprietary data and software live).
"It does move our competitive advantage to our ability to judge names, to separate the right names from the good names and the okay names. Because we have a lot of data that we've invested in... we spent the last 16 months integrating AI into that." 00:55:10
Cross-Category Databases Beat Category Research for Creative Breakthroughs
David's firm deliberately assigns one naming team to work on a completely unrelated brief (e.g., athletic performance) when naming a fiber product. Synchronicity — connecting seemingly irrelevant things — is the fundamental layer of creativity, not deep category immersion.
"The connecting of seemingly irrelevant things — that's the fundamental layer of creativity. Impossible is seemingly irrelevant to what they're doing, but look how it performs in the marketplace." 00:24:48
3. Companies Identified
WindSurf (formerly Codium) AI coding tool that rebranded from Codium to WindSurf with David's firm's help. Why mentioned: cited as a recent, concrete proof point of a name change driving brand breakthrough — unknown brand with bad SEO transformed into a breakout.
"Nobody knew about Codium, really. No one knew how to spell it. They couldn't search it. Their SEO was bad. We worked with them over a six-week period, changed it to WindSurf... boom, that brand took off." 00:02:16
Impossible Foods Plant-based meat company. Why mentioned: David named it, and it is his clearest example of rejecting the "safe/comfortable" name strategy in favor of a bold, unexpected claim that generated massive press at launch.
"They really wanted something sort of crunchy, hippie, something that fits into a Whole Foods environment... And we said, you're just going to fit in. You can't do that. You have to make a claim here that you're better than the other guys." 00:06:18
Swiffer (Procter & Gamble) Floor cleaning product brand. Why mentioned: the definitive case study for the dollar value of a right name vs. a safe name. Same product category, launched simultaneously as Clorox's Ready Mop — $5B brand vs. a couple hundred million.
"Swiffer is a $5 billion brand. I think that Clorox's Ready Mop is a couple hundred million dollars." 00:04:56
BlackBerry (Research In Motion) Canadian smartphone pioneer. Why mentioned: origin story of how David had to fly to Waterloo multiple times to convince skeptical clients, using sound symbolism research (the letter B, cross-language recognizability) as his argument.
"Your current competitors who are all big companies would never have the courage to put Blackberry on a device. Then the arms dropped and you could see people going, okay, maybe this guy knows something I don't know." 00:41:22
4. People Identified
David (the guest, full surname not given) Founder of a boutique naming firm in Sausalito, CA. Named BlackBerry, Swiffer, Febreze, Impossible Burger, Sonos, Microsoft Azure, Intel Pentium, SlimFast, and many others. Why mentioned: demonstrated mastery of a systematic, research-backed creative process that has produced some of the most valuable brand names in modern business history.
"Nothing that you will do in your brand will be used more often or for longer than your name... the difference between an okay name and the right name that actually creates a strategic advantage." 00:01:27
Andy Grove Former CEO of Intel, author of Only the Paranoid Survive. Why mentioned: David credits Grove with crystallizing the insight that internal polarization around a name is a positive signal, not a problem — a framing that changed how David advises clients.
"Andy said, 'Listen, this is a good name because it is so polarizing. That means it has energy to it. There's energy inside.' And I remember thinking, man, that guy is so smart." 00:49:11
Hal Riney San Francisco-based advertising executive. Why mentioned: credited by David as the creator of "Morning in America," which David calls the best political slogan in American history — held up as a masterclass in giving people real hope through language at a moment of national negativity.
"The slogan that I think is the best slogan, certainly in American politics, is written and developed by Hal Riney here in San Francisco. It's Morning in America, the Reagan campaign." 00:52:36
Roger Martin Business strategist, author of Playing to Win (with A.G. Lafley) and New Ways to Think. Why mentioned: recommended by David as one of the clearest, most direct marketing/strategy thinkers — no word salad, direct frameworks.
"He's written two or three books, one of them with Lafley, which is called Playing to Win. And I think those are really good. They're very direct. There's no BS about them." 00:54:34
5. Operating Insights
Separate the Divergent and Convergent Phases with a Formal Structure
David uses a specific phrase to prevent premature evaluation from killing creativity: instead of saying "that's too expensive" or "that'll never pass legal," coach your team to say "I wish we could make that so it wasn't expensive" or "how do we modify that so it's legally available." This converts shutdown responses into problem-solving invitations.
"When you feel yourself leaning into the urge to say that's too expensive or that'll never pass legal, say something like, 'I wish we could make that so it wasn't expensive.' What you've done there is you've given someone a problem solving proposition." 00:30:05
Use the "Bizarre to Safe" Spectrum as a Team Communication Tool
David's practical tool for managing creatives: draw a line with "bizarre, absurd, illegal ideas" on one end and "safe, workable ideas" on the other. Label the middle "approximate thinking." Tell your team to only aim for the approximate zone at first — not fully baked, not bizarre. This simple framing gives people permission to be creative without feeling like they have to deliver a finished answer.
"On one side put bizarre, absurd, illegal ideas. And on the other side, put safe, workable ideas. In the middle, write the word approximate thinking... If you give people permission to do that, you will see that your creativity will spike." 00:57:58
Proof of Concept Before Client Presentation — Always Test Believability First
Before showing a name to a client, David's team stress-tests it internally by placing it in realistic contexts — a Wall Street Journal ad, a sponsor mention alongside a famous athlete. The only question asked: "Is that believable?" This filters out names that look good in isolation but don't survive real-world context.
"Is that believable? Because that's really the most important thing is in that first less than a second, they have to have some lean towards, 'I think I believe this.'" 00:46:23
6. Overlooked Insights
David Has Built Proprietary AI-Powered Naming Software Called "Predict" — This Is a Defensible Moat Most People Missed
David briefly mentions that his firm built its own internal platform called "Predict" that encodes decades of sound symbolism research and cognitive science into a software tool now powered by AI. He's spent 16 months integrating AI into it. This is not just a consultancy — it's a technology business with a proprietary dataset that took 30+ years to build. As AI commoditizes name generation for everyone else, this platform becomes more valuable, not less.
"We have software that we built here that takes certain language principles and certain cognitive science principles... it's AI powered so that I can put a name in and it will come back and it will talk about processing fluency, memorability... We spent the last 16 months integrating AI into that." 00:33:15
This is a classic example of a "picks and shovels" AI business built on irreplaceable proprietary training data — the kind of company that often goes undervalued precisely because it doesn't look like an AI company from the outside.
The CVCV Linguistic Principle Is a Universal Filter Most Founders Have Never Heard Of
David briefly drops a linguistic insight that has enormous practical implications: the consonant-vowel-consonant-vowel (CVCV) pattern is how children first learn language, and names built on this pattern are the easiest for human brains to process across all languages. This is why "Mama" is universal. Sonos, Febreze, and others follow this pattern. Founders building global brands could use this as a simple filter before finalizing any name.
"The famous thing is CVCV — consonant vowel, consonant vowel. That's how children learn language. That's the only thing a child will pronounce... until about a little bit past the age of two." 00:33:42
The implication: if your brand name fails the CVCV test, you are fighting against the default wiring of the human brain from day one — a headwind that never goes away.