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Axios Pro Rata: Affinity marketing

DATE March 16, 2026SOURCE DAN PRIMACKPARTICIPANTS DAN PRIMACK
// KEY TAKEAWAYS5 ITEMS
  1. 01Theme 1: Geopolitical Access as a PE Fundraising Asset
  2. 02Theme 2: Middle Eastern Sovereign Capital Continues to Dominate Mega-Deal Flow
  3. 03Theme 3: European Banking Consolidation
  4. 04Theme 4: Ed-Tech Consolidation Amid Valuation Reset
  5. 05Theme 5: Venture Activity Concentrated in Biotech, Energy Data, and Emerging Infrastructure
// SUMMARY

1. Key Themes

Theme 1: Geopolitical Access as a PE Fundraising Asset — and Liability

Jared Kushner's Affinity Partners illustrates how political proximity to sovereign wealth funds has become both a powerful fundraising engine and a persistent governance risk. As Affinity begins premarketing Fund 2, the tension between Kushner's volunteer geopolitical work and his LP relationships has re-emerged with greater stakes.

"Kushner has spent the vast majority of his time since last summer on geopolitics, as a volunteer at the behest of President Trump. First on Israel/Gaza. Then on Russia/Ukraine. And most recently a trio of meetings with Iran, prior to the war."

"Kushner is said to still brush aside the idea of conflicts between his side hustle and his day job — even if some of his biggest LPs are directly impacted by what's happening in Iran, and have ongoing reason to remain in Trump's good graces."


Theme 2: Middle Eastern Sovereign Capital Continues to Dominate Mega-Deal Flow

Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund is not merely a passive LP — it is actively co-investing as a lead buyer in landmark transactions, using politically-connected firms as deal intermediaries. This represents a structural shift in how sovereign capital deploys into Western assets.

"On that deal [the $55 billion EA buyout], Affinity basically acted as the buy-side banker for lead investor Saudi PIF, which also is Affinity's anchor limited partner."

"Affinity has begun discussions with Saudi PIF because of contractual 'first look' rights."


Theme 3: European Banking Consolidation — ECB Pushing, Governments Pushing Back

UniCredit's unsolicited bid to cross the 30% ownership threshold in Commerzbank is a high-stakes test of whether cross-border European banking M&A can actually happen, despite 18 months of political resistance from Germany.

"The European Central Bank is pushing for more banking consolidation, especially cross-border, to counter the growing presence of U.S. banks in Europe. But that effort has met with widespread opposition from national governments, which want to retain influence over their banking sectors." — Reuters

"It also may persuade Commerzbank and the German government to engage in talks after 18 months of resisting UniCredit's overtures."


Theme 4: Ed-Tech Consolidation Amid Valuation Reset

The UpGrad–Unacademy all-stock deal signals a sector reckoning: high-flying Indian ed-tech valuations have collapsed, forcing survivors to consolidate at steep discounts. Unacademy's fall from $3.4B to sub-$500M is emblematic of the broader growth-era valuation hangover.

"UpGrad...agreed to acquire rival Unacademy, an Indian ed-tech whose valuation had dropped from $3.4b in 2021 to less than $500m."


Theme 5: Venture Activity Concentrated in Biotech, Energy Data, and Emerging Infrastructure

Deal flow this week skews toward macrocyclic peptide therapeutics, energy data infrastructure, tokenized securities marketplaces, and brain-computer interfaces — signaling where early-stage capital sees durable secular themes.

"Unnatural Products...raised $45m in Series B funding." (macrocyclic peptide therapeutics) "Halcyon, an SF-based energy data startup, raised $21m in Series A funding." "Ironlight, developer of a regulated marketplace for tokenized securities, raised $21m in Series A funding." "Great Sky, developer of a brain-computer interface, raised $14m in seed funding."


2. Contrarian Perspectives

Perspective 1: Political Networks Can Generate Legitimate Alpha — Performance Silences Critics

The conventional wisdom is that politically-connected funds built on sovereign LP relationships are structurally compromised and unlikely to generate real returns. Affinity Partners challenges this. Despite widespread skepticism and reports that Saudi PIF's own investment staff opposed the commitment, Affinity is reporting a 36% gross IRR and 25% net IRR on Fund 1.

"Kushner was mocked by some as a PE neophyte who raised his fund on the back of political connections — accusations that were emboldened by reports that Saudi PIF's investment staff recommended against the commitment but were overruled by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. All of that may have been true, although now he can simply point and say: 'Scoreboard.'"

Caveat from the article: "Its internal performance data includes a 36% gross IRR and 25% net IRR, albeit almost all unrealized." — The returns are largely paper gains, so durability remains unproven.


Perspective 2: Conflicts of Interest in PE Are Widespread and Routinely Tolerated

The framing of Affinity's situation as uniquely conflicted may be overstated. Primack notes that many prominent Wall Street and PE figures simultaneously serve on presidential advisory councils without the same scrutiny — suggesting the criticism of Kushner is partly personal and reputational rather than structural.

"He may have a legitimate case. Again, scoreboard. Plus, there are plenty of other Wall Street and PE bigs who serve on various presidential councils and the like."


Perspective 3: Self-Storage is a Consolidation Opportunity, Not a Saturated Market

The $10.5B Public Storage acquisition of National Storage Affiliates — creating a ~$77B enterprise value combined entity — suggests the self-storage sector still has meaningful consolidation runway despite being perceived as mature. This is a contrarian signal for investors who had written off the sector as fully built out.

"Public Storage (NYSE: PSA) agreed to buy rival National Storage Affiliates (NYSE: NSA) for $10.5b in stock. The combined company would have around a $77b enterprise value."


3. Companies Identified

Affinity Partners

  • Description: Miami-based private equity firm founded in 2021
  • Why mentioned: Lead story; premarketing Fund 2 amid governance scrutiny; reported 36% gross / 25% net IRR on Fund 1
  • Quote: "Its internal performance data includes a 36% gross IRR and 25% net IRR, albeit almost all unrealized."

Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund (Saudi PIF)

  • Description: Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund
  • Why mentioned: Anchor LP in Affinity's Fund 1 with contractual "first look" rights; lead investor in the $55B EA buyout
  • Quote: "Affinity basically acted as the buy-side banker for lead investor Saudi PIF, which also is Affinity's anchor limited partner."

Electronic Arts

  • Description: Major U.S. video game company
  • Why mentioned: Subject of a pending $55B buyout involving Affinity, Saudi PIF, and Silver Lake
  • Quote: "The pending $55 billion buyout of video game giant Electronic Arts that also includes Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund and Silver Lake."

Silver Lake

  • Description: Global technology-focused private equity firm
  • Why mentioned: Co-investor alongside Saudi PIF and Affinity in the EA buyout
  • Quote: "The pending $55 billion buyout of video game giant Electronic Arts that also includes Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund and Silver Lake."

UniCredit

  • Description: Italian multinational banking corporation
  • Why mentioned: Launched unsolicited bid to exceed 30% stake in Commerzbank, which would trigger a formal takeover offer under German law
  • Quote: "UniCredit is offering to buy shares at €30.80 a piece, representing a 4% premium over Friday's closing price and implying a €35 billion enterprise value."

Commerzbank

  • Description: Major German bank; German government holds 12.5% stake
  • Why mentioned: Target of UniCredit's escalating takeover effort after 18 months of resistance
  • Quote: "It also may persuade Commerzbank and the German government to engage in talks after 18 months of resisting UniCredit's overtures."

Public Storage

  • Description: NYSE-listed self-storage REIT
  • Why mentioned: Agreed to acquire National Storage Affiliates for $10.5B, creating a ~$77B enterprise value combined entity
  • Quote: "The combined company would have around a $77b enterprise value."

National Storage Affiliates

  • Description: NYSE-listed self-storage REIT
  • Why mentioned: Acquisition target of Public Storage in a $10.5B all-stock deal
  • Quote: "Public Storage agreed to buy rival National Storage Affiliates for $10.5b in stock."

UpGrad

  • Description: Indian ed-tech platform valued at $2.25B in 2024; backed by Temasek
  • Why mentioned: Acquiring distressed rival Unacademy in an all-stock deal
  • Quote: "UpGrad...agreed to acquire rival Unacademy, an Indian ed-tech whose valuation had dropped from $3.4b in 2021 to less than $500m."

Unacademy

  • Description: Indian ed-tech startup; once valued at $3.4B, now under $500M
  • Why mentioned: Case study in post-peak ed-tech valuation collapse; being acquired by UpGrad
  • Quote: "Unacademy, an Indian ed-tech whose valuation had dropped from $3.4b in 2021 to less than $500m."

PhonePe

  • Description: Indian payments and financial services firm; backed by Walmart, General Atlantic, SoftBank-rival Tiger Global, Temasek
  • Why mentioned: Paused a $1.05B domestic IPO at up to $10.5B valuation due to geopolitical tensions
  • Quote: "PhonePe...has paused plans to raise $1.05b at up to a $10.5b valuation in a domestic IPO, due to geopolitical tensions."

Unnatural Products

  • Description: Santa Cruz-based biotech developing macrocyclic peptide therapeutics
  • Why mentioned: Raised $45M Series B led by The Venture Collective
  • Quote: "Unnatural Products...raised $45m in Series B funding."

Halcyon

  • Description: SF-based energy data startup
  • Why mentioned: Raised $21M Series A led by Energized Capital
  • Quote: "Halcyon, an SF-based energy data startup, raised $21m in Series A funding."

Ironlight

  • Description: Developer of a regulated marketplace for tokenized securities
  • Why mentioned: Raised $21M Series A from Sei Development Foundation and Laidlaw Private Equity
  • Quote: "Ironlight, developer of a regulated marketplace for tokenized securities, raised $21m in Series A funding."

Zero RFI

  • Description: SF-based consolidator of construction management firms
  • Why mentioned: Raised $14M seed round led by General Catalyst — notable for the sector and lead investor
  • Quote: "Zero RFI, an SF-based consolidator of construction management firms, raised $14m in seed funding led by General Catalyst."

Great Sky

  • Description: Brain-computer interface developer
  • Why mentioned: Raised $14M seed round led by Bison Ventures
  • Quote: "Great Sky, developer of a brain-computer interface, raised $14m in seed funding."

Amplifon

  • Description: Milan-listed hearing aid and audiology retail company
  • Why mentioned: Agreed to acquire GN Store Nord's hearing aid business for ~$2.6B — significant healthcare consolidation
  • Quote: "Amplifon agreed to buy the hearing aid business of GN Store Nord for around $2.6b."

CPPIB

  • Description: Canada Pension Plan Investment Board
  • Why mentioned: Seeking to sell ~$1.5B portfolio of Asia-focused PE fund stakes, signaling secondary market activity
  • Quote: "CPPIB will seek to sell around a $1.5b portfolio of Asia-focused PE fund stakes. Underlying managers would include Bain Capital, Hillhouse, and PAG."

Triton Partners

  • Description: European midmarket PE firm
  • Why mentioned: Raised €5.5B for its sixth flagship fund — a strong signal of LP appetite for European PE
  • Quote: "Triton Partners raised €5.5b for its sixth flagship midmarket PE fund."

4. People Identified

Jared Kushner

  • Description: Founder and principal of Affinity Partners; former senior White House advisor to President Trump
  • Why mentioned: Central figure in the lead story; navigating conflict-of-interest questions as he fundraises for Fund 2 while conducting volunteer geopolitical diplomacy
  • Quote: "Kushner has spent the vast majority of his time since last summer on geopolitics, as a volunteer at the behest of President Trump. First on Israel/Gaza. Then on Russia/Ukraine. And most recently a trio of meetings with Iran, prior to the war."

Mohammed bin Salman (MBS)

  • Description: Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia; de facto ruler and PIF overseer
  • Why mentioned: Reportedly overruled his own investment staff to commit Saudi PIF capital to Affinity Fund 1
  • Quote: "Reports that Saudi PIF's investment staff recommended against the commitment but were overruled by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman."

Adeel Rouf

  • Description: Ex-Cohen & Co. executive
  • Why mentioned: Leading Voyager Acquisition II, a $220M SPAC IPO filing
  • Quote: "Voyager Acquisition II, a SPAC led by Adeel Rouf (ex-Cohen & Co.), filed for a $220m IPO."

Dillard Watt

  • Description: Former Harris Williams professional
  • Why mentioned: Joined Quad-C Management as Director of Business Development
  • Quote: "Dillard Watt joined Quad-C Management as director of biz dev. He previously was with Harris Williams."

5. Operating Insights

Insight 1: Contractual LP "First Look" Rights Are a Powerful Fundraising Anchor — Design Them Carefully

Affinity's ability to begin Fund 2 discussions before formally going to market is directly enabled by a contractual first-look right granted to Saudi PIF. For fund managers, building these rights into anchor LP agreements creates a fundraising head start and signals LP confidence to the broader market. For LPs, understanding when and how these rights activate is critical due diligence.

"Affinity isn't formally in market yet, but has begun discussions with Saudi PIF because of contractual 'first look' rights."


Insight 2: PE Firms with Concentrated LP Bases Must Proactively Manage Headline Risk During Fundraising

Affinity's situation shows that when a fund's anchor LP is also the subject of its GP's active external activities, the reputational friction compounds precisely when it is most damaging — during a fundraise. The lesson for operators: headline risk management is not separate from LP relations strategy; it is part of it.

"Affinity is left with a situation in which its headlines will get bigger as its fundraising progresses — Miami linked to D.C., regardless of the distance or design."


6. Overlooked Insights

Insight 1: Affinity's EA Deal Represents a New Model — Political GP as Sovereign Co-Investment Facilitator

Beyond Affinity's role as a traditional PE investor, the EA deal reveals a nascent model: the politically-connected GP functioning as a buy-side banker and deal-flow channel for sovereign wealth funds rather than deploying its own primary capital. This is a structurally different business than conventional PE and has significant implications for how such firms should be evaluated by LPs and competitors.

"On that deal, Affinity basically acted as the buy-side banker for lead investor Saudi PIF, which also is Affinity's anchor limited partner."


Insight 2: India's IPO Market Is Being Disrupted by Geopolitical Risk, Not Just Macro Conditions

PhonePe's IPO pause is attributed specifically to "geopolitical tensions" — not valuation concerns or market conditions — at a $10.5B target valuation backed by blue-chip investors including Walmart and Temasek. This suggests that geopolitical instability is now a first-order risk for emerging market listings, a factor that LPs in growth-stage Asia/India funds need to price into their liquidity timelines.

"PhonePe...has paused plans to raise $1.05b at up to a $10.5b valuation in a domestic IPO, due to geopolitical tensions."