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HOME/PITCHBOOK NEWS/RIP debt's golden era
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PITCHBOOK NEWS

RIP debt's golden era

DATE March 24, 2026SOURCE PITCHBOOK NEWSPARTICIPANTS PITCHBOOK NEWS
// KEY TAKEAWAYS5 ITEMS
  1. 01Theme 1: The End of Private Debt's "Golden Era"
  2. 02Theme 2: Infrastructure and Regulated Verticals Are the New Safe Harbor for Private Debt
  3. 03Theme 3: Retail Investor Liquidity Is a Structural Vulnerability for Evergreen Funds
  4. 04Theme 4: Geopolitical Risk Is the Swing Factor for MENA's Record PE Boom
  5. 05Theme 5: PE Capital
// SUMMARY

1. Key Themes

Theme 1: The End of Private Debt's "Golden Era"

The era of PE-like returns in private credit, powered by elevated interest rates, is definitively over — and what replaces it demands real underwriting skill.

"Private credit's 'golden era,' supported by floating-rate debt and anchored by the highest rate-hike cycle globally in more than four decades, is coming to an end. A yearslong period of PE-like performance has fallen to mid-single-digit returns."

Theme 2: Infrastructure and Regulated Verticals Are the New Safe Harbor for Private Debt

As easy money dries up in private credit, sophisticated managers are rotating into infrastructure debt — particularly data centers — and regulated sectors like healthcare and financial services.

"Experienced managers are already repositioning toward infrastructure debt buoyed by data center financing. Regulated verticals like healthcare and financial services are likely next, where AI disruption creates opportunity rather than risk for incumbents."

Theme 3: Retail Investor Liquidity Is a Structural Vulnerability for Evergreen Funds

The retail-driven growth story for private credit is fracturing, as redemption pressure exposes the fundamental mismatch between what individual investors want (liquidity) and what evergreen structures can provide.

"Recent spikes in redemption requests show that evergreen funds may struggle to give individual investors the kind of liquidity that they demand."

"Private credit secondaries will likely become a buyer's market in the coming months as funds turn to secondary sales to add liquidity in the face of surging redemption requests."

Theme 4: Geopolitical Risk Is the Swing Factor for MENA's Record PE Boom

MENA private equity hit record deal value in 2025, but the Iran conflict threatens to destabilize the foreign capital flows that underpin the market's growth.

"The region saw more than $22 billion invested in 2025, increasing 28.3% from the previous year... Cross-border deals accounted for almost 70% of all PE deal value in the region in 2025, a level not seen since 2016."

"The conflict in Iran has cast doubt on the longevity of foreign investors' appetite."

Theme 5: PE Capital — Not VC — Is Actually Funding AI's Largest Bets

Despite VC dominating AI deal count, the real capital deployment is coming from PE.

"VC investment in advanced computing accounted for 86% of deal count in Q4, yet only 16% of deal value, well below its historical share of 29%... PE making up the remaining 42 [deals] and accounting for $44.9 billion in deal value."


2. Contrarian Perspectives

Perspective 1: The Highest-Valued AI Companies Have the Weakest Fundamentals

Against the prevailing narrative that AI market leaders deserve their lofty valuations, PitchBook's data shows an inverse relationship between business quality and valuation multiples — a significant red flag for investors.

"AI companies with the weaker business fundamentals are trading at the highest multiples, our data shows. Databricks scores much higher in quality than OpenAI, for example, but its valuation is less than a fifth of the latter's."

Perspective 2: AI Creates Opportunity — Not Risk — for Regulated Industry Incumbents

The consensus view is that AI disrupts incumbents across all sectors. The article argues the opposite is true specifically for regulated industries like healthcare and financial services, where AI could become an advantage for entrenched players.

"Regulated verticals like healthcare and financial services are likely next, where AI disruption creates opportunity rather than risk for incumbents."

Perspective 3: The US Has a Clear Quality Advantage Over China in Open Source AI

While much coverage frames AI as a US-China neck-and-neck race, Theory Ventures' Tomasz Tunguz identifies a meaningful and current quality gap favoring American open-source models.

"There's a quality gap between American and Chinese open source models. Theory Ventures' Tomasz Tunguz comments on the open model ecosystem empowering startups."


3. Companies Identified

Halter

  • Description: Agtech startup developing AI-powered collars for cattle.
  • Why mentioned: In talks to raise a new funding round led by Founders Fund at a valuation exceeding $2 billion — a striking example of AI being applied to traditional agriculture at unicorn-plus scale.
  • Quote: "Agtech startup Halter, a developer of AI collars for cows, is in talks to raise a new round led by Founders Fund at a valuation of over $2 billion."

Databricks

  • Description: Enterprise data and AI platform company.
  • Why mentioned: Cited as a case study in the valuation dislocation problem in AI — higher quality fundamentals than OpenAI, yet valued at less than one-fifth of OpenAI's valuation.
  • Quote: "Databricks scores much higher in quality than OpenAI, for example, but its valuation is less than a fifth of the latter's."

OpenAI

  • Description: AI research and deployment company; maker of ChatGPT.
  • Why mentioned: Used as the benchmark example of a high-valuation, lower-quality-fundamentals AI company — a cautionary data point for investors.
  • Quote: "AI companies with the weaker business fundamentals are trading at the highest multiples, our data shows."

Gulf Data Hub

  • Description: Dubai-based data center operator.
  • Why mentioned: KKR's $5 billion investment signals major institutional conviction in MENA digital infrastructure as a core PE theme.
  • Quote: "KKR's $5 billion investment in Dubai-based data center operator Gulf Data Hub in January."

Property Finder

  • Description: Dubai-based digital property portal.
  • Why mentioned: Example of large-scale PE investment ($525M from Permira and Blackstone) flowing into MENA consumer tech.
  • Quote: "Permira and Blackstone also invested $525 million in Dubai-based property portal Property Finder in September."

Dash0

  • Description: Developer of software observability tools.
  • Why mentioned: Raised $110M at a $1B valuation led by Balderton Capital — notable unicorn-status funding in the DevOps/monitoring space.
  • Quote: "Dash0, a developer of software observability tools, secured a $110 million round at a $1 billion valuation led by Balderton Capital."

X-energy

  • Description: Modular nuclear reactor specialist backed by Jane Street and Ares Management.
  • Why mentioned: Filed for US IPO — a rare public market debut for a nuclear energy startup, signaling growing investor appetite for advanced energy infrastructure.
  • Quote: "X-energy, a modular nuclear reactor specialist backed by Jane Street and Ares Management, filed for its US IPO."

Doctronic

  • Description: Telemedicine startup developing AI for medication prescribing.
  • Why mentioned: Raised a $40M Series B from Abstract and Lightspeed — AI applied to a highly regulated healthcare vertical, consistent with the article's thesis on regulated-sector opportunity.
  • Quote: "Doctronic, a telemedicine startup developing AI for prescribing medications, secured a $40 million Series B."

Huel

  • Description: British VC-backed meal replacement brand.
  • Why mentioned: Acquired by Danone at ~€1B valuation — a clean VC exit at meaningful scale in the consumer health/nutrition space.
  • Quote: "Danone agreed to buy VC-backed British meal-replacement provider Huel. The deal values the company at around €1 billion."

Continental (Industrial Unit)

  • Description: German automotive/industrial conglomerate's industrial division.
  • Why mentioned: Apollo, Bain Capital, and Platinum Equity are bidding for the unit at €3.5B–€4B — a major carve-out opportunity reflecting continued PE appetite for industrial assets.
  • Quote: "Apollo Global Management, Bain Capital, Platinum Equity and other PE firms are bidding for the industrial unit of Continental, which could be valued at around €3.5 billion to €4 billion in a deal."

Lead Edge Capital

  • Description: Software-focused growth equity firm.
  • Why mentioned: Raised $3.5B for its seventh fund — one of the largest software-focused fund closes in the current environment, suggesting LP confidence in software as a durable category.
  • Quote: "Lead Edge Capital raised $3.5 billion for its seventh fund, which is focused on the software sector."

Air Street Capital

  • Description: Solo GP VC firm backing AI-focused startups.
  • Why mentioned: Raised $232M for its third fund — notable solo GP success in a difficult fundraising environment, with a pure-play AI focus.
  • Quote: "Solo GP firm Air Street Capital raised $232 million for its third fund, backing AI-focused startups."

Mistral

  • Description: European AI model company.
  • Why mentioned: Mistral's CEO is advocating a revenue-based levy on AI companies to compensate creators and resolve the legal gray zone around training data — a policy position with significant regulatory implications for the sector.
  • Quote: "Mistral's CEO is calling for Europe to impose a revenue-based levy on AI companies, compensating creators and ending the legal gray zone around training data."

4. People Identified

Larry Fink (implied — "BlackRock's CEO")

  • Description: CEO of BlackRock, the world's largest asset manager.
  • Why mentioned: Called for a Social Security revamp and warned that AI could accelerate wealth inequality — a high-profile institutional voice raising systemic concerns about AI's societal impact.
  • Quote: "BlackRock's CEO called for a Social Security revamp and warned that AI could accelerate wealth disparities, in a letter to investors released Monday."

Tomasz Tunguz

  • Description: General Partner at Theory Ventures.
  • Why mentioned: Cited for his commentary on the quality gap between American and Chinese open-source AI models, and the implications for startups building on open model ecosystems.
  • Quote: "Theory Ventures' Tomasz Tunguz comments on the open model ecosystem empowering startups."

Kyle Walters

  • Description: PE Research Analyst at PitchBook.
  • Why mentioned: Author of the lead article on the end of private debt's golden era.
  • Quote: "By Kyle Walters, PE Research Analyst."

Neal Prunier

  • Description: Managing Director of Industry Affairs at ILPA (Institutional Limited Partners Association).
  • Why mentioned: Featured speaker in PitchBook's upcoming webinar on evergreen fund structures and their impact on LP due diligence and liquidity.
  • Quote: "PitchBook analysts will be joined by Neal Prunier, Managing Director of Industry Affairs at ILPA."

Thorsten Michalik

  • Description: Incoming CEO of HSBC Asset Management's alternatives business (effective April 1).
  • Why mentioned: Leadership transition at a major alternatives platform; succeeds Joanna Munro.
  • Quote: "HSBC Asset Management appointed Thorsten Michalik as CEO of its alternatives business, from April 1, succeeding Joanna Munro."

5. Operating Insights

Insight 1: In Private Credit, Selectivity Is Now the Core Competitive Advantage

The era of passive floating-rate exposure generating returns is over. The managers who win from here will be those who can underwrite with discipline and actively monitor portfolio risk — capabilities that take years to build.

"The golden era rewarded anyone with floating-rate exposure. What comes next rewards something harder to replicate... GPs must lend selectively to high-quality companies and monitor portfolio risks closely."

Insight 2: Secondaries Markets Are Opening Up as a Liquidity Tool — Creating Both Urgency and Opportunity

The surge in redemption requests across retail private credit vehicles is forcing fund managers to sell secondary positions, which may create discounted entry points for buyers. Operators managing PE or credit portfolios should evaluate whether secondary sales or purchases make sense now.

"Private credit secondaries will likely become a buyer's market in the coming months as funds turn to secondary sales to add liquidity in the face of surging redemption requests."

Insight 3: Governments Are Actively Competing for Foreign Capital — Creating Actionable Entry Windows

MENA governments are structurally lowering barriers to capital entry (e.g., Saudi Arabia eliminating the QFI regime, UAE launching a National Investment Fund). Entrepreneurs and investors with a thesis in these markets should act while regulatory tailwinds are in place — before geopolitical uncertainty further chills foreign appetite.

"Saudi Arabia removed its Qualified Foreign Investor regime in February, allowing all foreign investors to directly buy Saudi-listed equities through licensed local intermediaries without QFI status."


6. Overlooked Insights

Insight 1: Secondaries as the De Facto Exit Route — Even Without a Broad Market Recovery

Buried in the Deloitte-sponsored section is a meaningful structural shift: secondaries funds raised over $141 billion between 2023–2024, explicitly designed to unlock liquidity without requiring IPOs or traditional exits. This is quietly rewriting how private market exits work.

"Secondaries funds across private equity and venture capital raised more than $141 billion in capital commitments between 2023 and 2024, capital that is explicitly designed to facilitate portfolio rebalancing and ownership transitions. This can help enable exits—even in the absence of fully reopened exit markets."

Insight 2: Blackstone Is Betting on Indian Premier League Cricket as a PE Asset Class

A $200–$300M investment in an IPL team (Rajasthan Royals or Royal Challengers Bengaluru) signals that major PE firms are now treating sports franchises — especially in high-growth emerging markets — as legitimate institutional-grade assets. This is an early-stage but potentially significant investment theme.

"Blackstone is weighing a $200 million to $300 million investment in an Indian Premier League cricket team: either Rajasthan Royals or Royal Challengers Bengaluru."